I'm Hayley, I've got a few months left of singing 22 by Taylor Swift to myself and I have a savage toddler called Elliot who takes the game "Got your nose!" to a whole new, dangerous, level.
The story about how he arrived is a bit of a tale, and something that we'll address soon.
I like: music from 2007, Catfish: The TV Show, Punky Moms, anything that smells like Lord of Misrule from Lush, Christmas songs.
Elliot likes: anything with wheels, pineapples, anything that could possibly endanger his life, dogs that come up to you in the park to say hello.
This is our little spot on the Internet.